Are these phots supposed to memories or nightmares?

Sorry I can't attend but I'll be in England. I hope to see you in 10 years

Father Tobin to late arriving student to his class:

Errrhhhh, "Where were you?"

"In the back of loujahns bar and grill stuffing your face with bark?"

Student: ah, I am sorry Father, but I dropped my books in the hallway and they got kicked around.

Father Tobin: "Whatda mean!" "You reek of Cigeratte Smoke!"

"Smoke Gets In My Eyes!"

Father Tobin to late arriving student to his class:

Errrhhhh, "Where were you?"

"In the back of loujahns bar and grill stuffing your face with bark?"

Student: ah, I am sorry Father, but I dropped my books in the hallway and they got kicked around.

Father Tobin: "Whatda mean!" "You reek of Cigeratte Smoke!"

"Smoke Gets In My Eyes!"

it was in freshman year the midterm exams, and we had Father DiBlazzi as a proctor for our class.  Right before the exam is about to start, Mike Gallione says,hey Fadda if you got D-Blahhs, Take  Alka-Seltzer.  The entire room broke up laughing including Father DiBlassi  

I was working with Coach on his awful golf swing on the football field,,, I had my trusty sandwedge & he pulls out a driver... I say, Coach, i dont believe thats a goods idea.. He says ; " Dont worry ". Bell rings & I go to class... Phone rings & its Mgr McDermott who wants to see me right away at his office.. Msr says, " There was a windsheild broken in the parking lot of McCloskey by a golf ball & all fingers point to you" ! I say, I was hitting a sandwedge & i can only hit it 80 yards; impossible to carry that shot 150 yards into that parking lot... I walk out of Msrs office & there's Coach Sullivan smiling & red as a beet... he says , "Sully, did you keep your mouth shut ".. Sure did Coach ! Boy, was he ever happy with me.. Patted my back all the way down the hall back to class